I almost never hear this song on the radio, but Alex went through a major phase a couple of years ago and listened to it constantly. Apparently, it’s way more popular in the UK, where it was voted the best Christmas song in 2007. I don’t know what America’s top Christmas song would be. Mariah Carey? Hopefully not Justin Beiber. Nothing against the Beibs, but you guys, we’re better than that.
Christmas 1983, you guys! Lovin’ those sweaters.
So many sweaters! Do you think Drake finds Boyz II Men inspiring?
What did Destiny’s Child get for the 8 days of Christmas?
A pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring
Nice back rub, foot massage
Cropped jacket and dirty denim jeans
A self-penned poem
A candle-lit dinner
A gift certificate to buy CDs (?)
Keys to a Mercedes
Those are some wildly inconsistent presents. Like, why are you buying someone a gift certificate when you’re also getting them a car?
“Hold on, my mom’s calling, she probably wants to talk about my grandpa’s circumcision.”
(For the record, he got a second opinion and didn’t go through with it. Thank God.)
Sure, I did once say that I was glad Lenny Kravitz is in The Hunger Games. But do you know who I originally imagined in that role when I read the books? Stefon from SNL.
I don’t remember how the character Cinna was described, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t like that. Listen, sometimes my brain just likes to ignore the written word and go rogue, okay?