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Badlands: The Most Stylish Movie I’ve Ever Seen About Murderers


Recently I watched Terrence Malick’s Badlands because Alex kept telling me I would like it, and I trust his opinion (but only enough to watch something several years after he recommends it, apparently). He was right! It was great! If you ever want to talk about Badlands (especially the scene with the fish in Martin Sheen’s room, SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING?), I’m available. But until then, let’s talk about how great Badlands looked.

Kit and Holly may be some truly messed up people, but damn it if they don’t always look great. Even when they’re living in the woods and on the run from the law, they still manage to look fly.
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Apparently Sissy Spacek was actually in her 20s when she played 15 year old Holly, but I totally would’ve believed you if you said she was 12. Either way, her dresses are pretty amazing.
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And, I don’t know, I’d probably wear this dramatic eye look.

Too bad only Martin Sheen is around to appreciate this.

Too bad only Martin Sheen is around to appreciate this.

And speaking of Martin Sheen…

He even looks hot holding a chicken.

He even looks hot holding a chicken.

I mean...

I mean…

I should probably find him less attractive because he’s a murderer. And I hate to play armchair psychologist and diagnose a fictional character (because that is a very boring way to watch a movie), but let’s get real: he’s psychotic. It makes it a little better if you look at this behind the scenes photo of him and Terrence Malick (ol’ Terry!). See? Totally not really a murderer!

Terry!

Terry!

But even aside from Martin Sheen being the most attractive murderer ever, this is a great movie. The tone is unlike anything I’ve ever seen, it’s totally weird, and it’s just beautiful. Check out Sissy Spacek’s house, which might just be my dream house (never mind that it meets an untimely end):
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And it’s just a truly gorgeous movie in general.
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Badlands is a movie I could watch a million more times and always find something new. What about you guys? Have you seen it? Do you want Sissy Spacek’s weird eye makeup? Is Martin Sheen super hot? That last one was an easy question. You’re welcome.

Lady Film: Frances Ha

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Okay, okay, so I know Frances Ha came out forever ago, but I just saw it this week, in a completely empty theatre. Seriously, H. and I were the only ones there. I’m sorry, do you people not like to see Greta Gerwig films many weeks after their release at 6 pm on a Wednesday night?! Apparently I just like to live DANGEROUSLY.

I wasn’t sure if I’d like Frances Ha or not. On the one hand, I love Greta Gerwig. I think she’s so funny and charming and she seems to care more about playing interesting characters than she does about always looking good doing it. Like, I bet Greta Gerwig spends WAY more time thinking about acting than she does picking out her clothing, and I admire that quality in a person. I also had high hopes for Frances Ha because Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming (the one with Eric Stoltz, not the one with Will Ferrell) was one of my favorite movies right after I graduated from college. But I also thought I might now like it, just because it seemed like it might be boring.

It wasn’t boring! Yay! To be honest, not too much happened, which is fine, but I just want to warn you going into this. The film felt very long, when in reality it was pretty short. But I did enjoy it, because Greta Gerwig made Frances into a real weirdo. Not, like, a cute, quirky weirdo who you can really relate to, either. Just a straight-up, annoying, really terrible with money, not aware at all of social cues weirdo. But she’s not unlikeable! You want her to gain self-awareness, but you don’t want her to fail. You don’t hate her. Greta Gerwig could make anyone likeable, even someone who tells the most boring dinner party anecdotes in the world.

One complaint I’ve heard about this movie that I think is super dumb is that it’s not “relatable.” Seriously. “I’m 27 and I’m not like that! They’re all so entitled and annoying! I don’t take money from my parents!” Well, yeah. Who says you have to relate to them? I really dislike people who can only read or watch characters they “relate” to, the same way I dislike people who can only read about “likable” characters. Art (or entertainment) isn’t a goddamn mirror. You shouldn’t have to see your reflection staring back at you in order to watch something.

So anyway, I’m 27, and no, I don’t relate to most of Frances’s struggles. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy this film! As previously mentioned, Greta Gerwig is a delight. Adam Driver is around, bringing that weird energy of his into every scene he’s in. Sting’s daughter plays Greta’s BFF, and she has a very unfortunate pair of glasses but she’s still interesting. Also, the girl who looks like Meryl Streep is Meryl Streep’s daughter. No, not Mamie Gummer. There’s ANOTHER Gummer. Gummers for days!

And, of course, I loved the music. I personally feel that every trailer and film should feature David Bowie’s Modern Love, since it’s the best song ever written.

This Movie is the Best Movie: Post Grad

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Just like with Elizabethtown, I’m not saying Post Grad is really the best movie. I’m not even saying it’s a particularly good movie. But I am saying I love this movie, even if no one else I know has seen it.

It came out right around the time I graduated from college, when both the economy and I were terrifically depressed. I was in a pretty awful headspace then, and what can I say? Post Grad spoke to me.

First off, it stars Rory Gilmore and Matt Saracen, and if one or both of those names doesn’t mean everything to you, then we probably can’t be friends.
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Rory plays Ryden Malby, but I refuse to accept that name on the grounds that it sounds like a type of weird cracker. So Rory and Matt, who are childhood BFFs, just graduated from college. Rory ends up not getting her dream publishing job because some chick with a ‘tude who looks about 40 gets it. So Rory has to live with her family, which shouldn’t be a chore at all because they are the stuff my sitcom dreams are made of. Michael Keaton is her dad, Jane Lynch is her mom, and Carol Burnett is her grandmother. Give me a break.
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Anyway, Rory can’t get a job because of the economy, I guess? But mostly because she’s in LA. I don’t know that much about publishing, but even I know that the vast majority of publishing jobs are in NYC. Like, duh. So anyway, she takes a job at her dad’s store and she has to wear this, for some reason. Would you ever buy anything from someone wearing this uniform? No you would not. Don’t make that face at me, Rory. I’m on your side.
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Matt works at a grocery store. I think? Either way, they have a genuinely charming scene where they hang out in a grocery store and we all find out that he’s nursing a serious crush on her. I mean, of course he is. Like any man can resist those Rory Gilmore baby blues.
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Rory inexplicably doesn’t care about Matt’s crush on her because…I don’t know. Like, if Matt Saracen himself has a crush on you, you should marry him. If Matt Saracen says jump, you say how high, and also you ask why this character hasn’t been developed at all. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a great love interest because Matt Saracen has a natural charm, but what’s his deal? What’s his family like? What are his hopes and dreams? What does he like other than playing guitar, basketball, and tagging along while Rory tries on weirdly fitting dresses?

Either way, Rory has a thing for this strange old dude who lives across the street from her family. He has inflatable furniture that they have an uninspired make out sesh on, to which I say BFD. Cool 21 Grams poster, bro.
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Can he play a guitar like Matt Saracen? I THINK NOT.
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A bunch of stuff happens, and eventually that weird 40 year old girl gets fired from the publishing job Rory wanted so she gets it. When she goes to brag to Matt about it, he’s all “Sorry, gurl, I’m going to law school in New York,” and she’s all:
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Too late, Rory. You should’ve appreciated him when you had him! Matt Saracen waits for no (wo)man!

At least it seems like Rory’s job is going really well. Her boss is Andy Daly, for starters.
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Yet she still misses Matt. And here begins the most confounding ending of any movie, ever.

She quits her job and decides to surprise Matt in New York. I have a lot of problems with this! First, she worked so hard for that job! Well, actually she didn’t. She interviewed once and then basically did nothing until that other lady quit. But either way, it was her dream job and at no point did it seem bad. Secondly, why didn’t she give Matt a call first? Send a few emails? Some texts? Some sexts, even. Something other than just showing up in New York.

So that’s weird, but here’s what’s really weird. When she gets to New York and finds his place, she mosies on up to his room and says this:
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Which is nice. I guess. I mean, there are definitely worse things you can say.

But then she looks over his shoulder and sees a girl in his room. Since this is a romantic comedy, she’s legally obligated to run away before getting an explanation. Matt chases her down oustide and says, “That was just my RA.”

Okay, imagine a record scratch. Did you imagine it? Good. RA? Why in God’s name does a person in law school live in a dorm and have an RA? Granted, I don’t know much about law school, but it’s weird to live in a dorm in, like, your junior or senior year of undergrad, let alone law school.

But Rory doesn’t care about this lapse in logic because finally, she and Matt are together! And she’s wearing a really cute coat! And they kiss! And she says, “I love you,” and he responds, “Good, because I love you too,” which is probably the least romantic thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
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If that didn’t make you want to watch Post Grad, please know that I didn’t even get into the subplot about Rory’s dad Michael Keaton going to jail. It’s like Say Anything lite, but without anyone from Frasier. Oh, and there’s a boxcar derby race. There’s a lot going on in Post Grad.

So, okay, I’m not saying this movie makes even a little sense. All I’m saying is that I will watch it anytime, any place, and get incredibly invested in the romantic story line even though I already know how it will end. That’s all I want out of a movie.

Previously on This Movie is the Best Movie:
Elizabethtown
While You Were Sleeping
Valley Girl

Lady Film: For a Good Time, Call…


I am so, so excited for this movie. True story: I am weirdly interested in phone sex hotlines. Not calling them, just the idea of them. I once wrote a story about phone sex hotlines in college and it remains one of my favorite things I’ve ever written (to be fair, I haven’t reread it since, so I’m basically going on warm, fuzzy memories here). This trailer made me literally laugh out loud (LLOL, new abbreviation). “Woman who decides she doesn’t want to be uptight anymore” is one of my favorite comedy plotlines. Can’t wait!

Lady Film: Turn Me On, Dammit!


Jezebel calls Turn Me On, Dammit! a “movie that Hollywood would never make,” and that’s pretty much right. A movie about a teenage girl who is openly sexual without being victimized or trying to compensate for low self-esteem? Unheard of! It looks great, but be warned that the trailer isn’t really safe for work. As one Youtube comment puts it, “Hands up if you like the mastrebuting scene lol.”

What a cool, bold movie this is. As the film’s website puts it, “Why are there so many movies about a teenage boy who wants to have sex and this is the only one about a teenage girl who wants to have sex?”