I can’t believe I’m seeing this.
Seriously. My boyfriend suggested this? This is like Glee, and I hate it when they sing on Glee.
Wait, Justin Theroux is one of the writers?
Julianne Hough has such nice hair.
I wonder if she and Ryan Seacrest are really in love. I hope so.
I just…I just get so sad when I think about Russell Brand and Katy Perry. They really seemed like they were in love. And they had that Indian wedding, I think. I wonder what happened there?
Brian Cranston is starting to edge into Kevin Spacey territory. He’d better watch himself before things get worse.
I can’t believe I’m seeing this.
Why did we come to this? Like, why did we look up a showtime, get in the car, drive here, wait in line, buy a ticket and then sit down to see this movie? That took so much planning. I don’t even like hair metal; does H? I’m almost positive he hates musicals.
Oh, God. Alec Baldwin’s hair. That’s why we came to this.
Isn’t it weird that Alec Baldwin used to be so hot? I mean, like, he’s fine now. Most of the time, when his hair’s not like this. But he used to be really good looking. It’s like a lesser version of Jack Nicholson/James Spader’s Disease.
Maybe Katy and Russell just grew apart. They’re probably both really busy. Ugh, does true love even exist?
What does Catherine Zeta-Jones do to look that good? She must really take care of her skin. And stay out of the sun.
God, Julianne Hough is so pretty. Remember that workout DVD I have of hers? The one called, like, Just Dance or something? And she has that move she calls “The Bird” where she makes that “caw-CAW!” noise? I can’t believe I thought that was a good idea.
T.J. Miller is in this?! He really is in everything.
I wonder if Russell Brand ever thinks about Katy Perry. I bet he does.
I can’t believe I just watched that movie.